So today... Is an EXTREMELY SIAN DAY. And i've spent the entire time reading MLIA A.K.A My Life Is Average. Funny shit. Seriously. HAHHA! So i'm here to share some of the interesting stuff people write. ENJOY.:)
[This. Will. Be the longest post EVER.:)]
Today I was staying after to do a multiple choice quiz. My teacher was standing over me, watching me choose with what looked like a recorder in his hand. I was struggling with the last question, so I guessed and put C. I then hear "stop, in the name of love" begin to play then stop. My teacher gave me the thumbs up. Then I put B. I heard "its gettin hot in here" Finally I put A. Then he played we are the champions. I got a 100. MLIA.
I WISH FOR MY FACI TO DO THE SAME FOR MY UT!
Today, in English class, we have to make code names for our essay's so the teacher doesn't know who's paper she's grading. I put the name 'Dixie Normous'. When she handed them back, she announced "Alright...who's Dixie Normous?", I stylishly replied "Right here", everyone laughed. She didn't get it. MLIA.
COOL SHIT AR!!! HAHAHAHAH! Those that don't understand, it say's who's dick is enormous? HAHHA!
Today, I realized that if you tilt your head back and put a tic tac between your lips and blow gently you can make it levitate. Guess what I spent my entire physics class doing? MLIA
Am gonna try this soon. LOL
Today on campus I saw a person dressed as scissors, a rock, and paper. The person dressed as the rock proceeded to run across the field and tackle the scissors. It was the most epic game of rock, paper, scissors I have ever seen. MLIA
We should do this at chalet or something. I wanna be ROCK!
Today, my dad tried to get my little brother to stop sucking his thumb so he told my brother that, if he continued, his stomach would grow large and eventually pop. Sure enough today in church we sat next to a 6 month pregnant woman. After church my brother walked up to her with a serious expression and exclaimed, " I know what you've been doing!" The look on her face was priceless.MLIA
Can totally imagine. LOL
Today, I was walking down a street and I saw a sign stuck to a wall, it read "Look Down", there was a sign on the ground that read "Look Up". After several minutes of looking up and down, I stopped due to dizziness and then noticed small writing on the first sign. It read "You are now an official headbanger". Well played, sign. MLIA
Like wtf?! I wanna put that sign in my room or smt. HAHA!
Today, I was talking to my 7-year old cousin on what kind of job she wants when she's older. She responded with, "I want to be a blow job, because people are always saying they want one. I'll never go out of buisness." I still haven't stopped laughing. MLIA.
Kids. Darnest things huh? LOL
Today I was helping an elderly man pick out a new laptop at the electronics store that I work at. When I asked what he would primarily use it for, he answered "to watch kung fu in HD and play WOW." He restored my faith in senior citizens. MLIA
I wanna be as cool as him when i'm that old. HAHA!
Today, I begged my dad to take me to Taco Bell at 2 in the morning. When he asked me why I would wake him up for such I stupid request I continued to tell him that if I didn't get this taco that I would tell mom what he did. I'm now eating three tacos and wondering what my dad did. MLIA
Gotta try this on my parents. LOL
Today , I decided to tell my family a riddle that goes like this: "When you have it you want to share it, but when you share it you don't have it. What is it?" The expected answer to the riddle is "a secret", but my little brother said "Virginity?" I love him a little more now. MLIA
HAHA! BUT TRUE WAD!!!
Today, I was singing in my room. I noticed birds were flying around a tree and tweeting happily through my open window. This made me wonder if I'm secretly a Disney princess. That thought disturbed me a little, as I'm a guy. MLIA
LOL WTF SIA THIS GUY!
Today, a little kid that looked to be about five came up to me. He asked me,"Wanna see me run to China and back?" I said yes, thinking he was going to stand in the same spot and say,"Wanna see me do it again?". Instead, he ran down the street and disappeared from sight. I haven't seen him since. MLIA
First time got someone really serious. LOL!
Today, My mom told me that when I was little, I lost a tooth on christmas eve and started crying because I was scared that the Tooth Fairy and Santa Clause were gonna start fighting. MLIA
Both don't exist plz..
Today, I was walking down the high street past a highly frustrated mother desperately trying to get her hysterical toddler back into her pram. Eventually the mother pleads "If you just get in, we'll sort out ANYTHING you want!" The toddler immediately stopped the screaming, slowly climbed into the pram, strapped herself in, folded her arms and, looking the mother right in the eye calmly says "I want to get out". MLIA
This kid. Power. HA!
Today, my school celebrates Halloween dress-up early. I came to school dressed up as Pikachu. Half-way through English class, something hit me really hard in the back in the head. I looked down to see what it was. It was a miniature pokeball. I looked around to see who had thrown it. It was my professor, he was dressed as Ash Ketchum. MLIA
This shows that schools here need to work harder. HAHHA!
Today, I went to get my pillow from my parent's bed. My mom was asleep on it, so my dad pulled it out really slowly until it was free. She grunted but didn't wake up. Then my dad looked at me and whispered, "Jenga, mom version." I love my dad. MLIA
LOL! Funny.:)
Today, I was in the car with my mom, stuck at a very busy intersection. Some guy cut her off, so she honked loudly for 5 seconds. I heard cheering so I looked over, standing near the sidewalks were a bunch of people holding "Honk if you're horny" and "Honk if you support the gay community" signs. My mom didn't notice, but everyone around her did. MLIA
HAHAHAH! TOO BAD NO ONE IN SG DO THIS! OR WHEN PRIT DRIVING I SURE PRESS THE HORN!
Today was one of my 2nd grade students birthday. Kids can bring in friendship treats for their birthday and are encouraged to bring in healthy snacks. He brought in peanuts in the shell. We passed them out and were having their treat when another little boy says to the class, ‘I just love suckin’ on my nuts!’ I had to leave the room. MLIA
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHHAHAH!!!
Today, my friend was teasing me about the fact that I have to use crutches because I clumsily broke my ankle. As he pretended to be me, limping with crutches down some stairs, he fell and sprained his ankle. Now he has to use crutches too. Justice is served. MLIA
I'm sure clement hopes that syahiran kenna something like that, provided he even read until here. HAHAH!
Yesterday was my parent's aniversary. I found out that Dad had proposed to Mom on April fool's day so if she said "no" he could claim it was a joke. MLIA
Now that's a plan B. HAHA!
Today I was in my room doing homework. I started hearing my mom and dad make weird sighing sounds and muffled screams. Then my mom starts yelling "Pull it out! Pull it out!" Turns out they were playing operation. MLIA
This will be really weird if it happens in my house.
A few weeks ago, I wrote a letter to my pen-pal from a foreign country. I told him basic things about America. Today, I recieved a letter from him asking, "What is a Hannah Montana?" I plan on telling him it's a species of Gorilla. Your welcome, MLIAers. MLIA
No comment for this. LOL!
Today, I told my friend that seventy-nine percent of people will believe anything you say that has a percentage in it. He asked me if this was true and I told him yeah. He laughed and said, "Wow, those people are stupid!" MLIA.
AHAHA EVEN MORE STUPID!
Today, I was talking to my friend on Facebook, and he was telling me that he wanted to ask me a question and that it may ruin our friendship. I was worried that a love confession was coming up, instead he asked, "Which do you like more, burger king or mcdonalds?" MLIA.
RANDOM! I LIKE...
The other day my parents came home to find their lawn covered in pink, plastic flamingos. They found a note on the door explaining that they could pay $5 to have the flamingos removed for good, or $10 dollars to have them moved to the neighbor's yard. Turned out it was a class fundraiser. I love my school. MLIA
Lets try this people! At those bungalows!
Today, I took my kids to cut firewood. As my chainsaw started cutting into a tree, I heard screaming. I stopped and turned around to see what was wrong. My daughter was standing there, silently watching me. I went back to cutting, and heard the screaming again. I then found that my daughter was "screaming for the tree beacause it couldn't for itself". My daughter is 17. MLIA
LOGIC! HAHAHAH!
Today we had exams, and the Professor had earlier said that if you can carry it in, you can use it to help you. One kid actually carried in a post-grad student. The Professor held fast to his word. MLIA
POWER I OSO WAN!
Today, I was watching television with my brother when an ad for Dick's Sporting Goods came on. My brother excitedly yelled out, "DICKS! I love Dicks!" He still does not get why I was laughing so hard. MLIA.
HAHAHA LOSER SIA!
Today I was at a debate tournament, and my opponent stood to rebuttal. He said "my opponent's arguement is like a bikini, what it reveals is very interesting, but what it covers is crucial." I lost the debate but I think he deserved it more.MLIA
Seems true huh. LOL!
Today, I walked into a bookstore to research on different psychological structures between males and females. As I went past the display stand, there was a book called 'What Men Know About Women'. I opened it, and discovered that it was completely blank. MLIA.
This. Definitely true. LOL!
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all. MLIA
Wah if got a fake emma watson sms me i oso happy. LOL
Today my little brother was trying to convince our mom to let him go to a party, stating that "everyone's going!" She asked him, "well if everyone jumped off a cliff would you do it too?" He replied, "Yes, because their bodies would cushion my fall." My brother rocks. MLIA
MOM OWNED! HAHAHA!
Today, my friend and I decided to watch home videos from when she was around three . Her mom, behind the camera, asked her to count to five and she did . Her mom then asked her if she could count higher . She then proceeded to stand on her chair, raise her hand in the air and count to five again . It made my day . MLIA .
Talk about literal. HAHA!
Today, I saw a sign that said "Attention Dog Owners: Please pick up after your dogs. Thank you. Attention Dogs: Grrrrr, bark, woof. Good boy." It made my day. MLIA
LOL THIS ONE REALLY WTF! HAHAH!
Today I woke up and heard my parents arguing. The problem? Every time my mom would listen to "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift on her ipod, my dad would interrupt her to play "Heartless" by Kanye. I love my parents. MLIA
Some parents are just awesome.
Today, I was in the checkout line when I saw a mother and her four year old son. The son was screaming his brains out in hope to get a candy bar, but his mother wasn't taking the performance. He proceeded to scream, "If I don't get my candy bar, I'll tell grandma you put daddy's peepee in your mouth!!". The mother dropped all her groceries, grabbed her kid, and stormed out of the store. I've never laughed so hard. You go, little dude. MLIA
MOM PAWNED!!! LOLOLOL!
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
Simply Put. Enjoy.
K i just came back from dinner. I had dinner with Fiz, Ron and Jared. LOL Idiotically funny dinner lah. Like. WTF + LMAO + Paiseh! HAHAHAH! All thanks to Ron / Ronald / HUI RONG AR / Wei Rong / Wei Yong / ENG WEI YONG.
We had dinner at Sakae Sushi at Causeway Point, simply enjoyable. As usual... We were up to our usual nonsense at this buffet for four. HAHAH! Ronald ar... Really ar. No Hui Shan, No camera, NONSENSE LIKE HELL. I tell u. AKU CEKAP [However this is spelt]. Wo Gen Ni Shuo. U really MUST see it to believe it.
HERE'S THE MAGNIFICIENT RONALD ENG WEI YONG AT HIS NONSENSICAL BEST!
This is the first video. Headphones ARE advised, can't make out what was being discussed. LOL
This is the FINAL video for Mr. Ron. HAHAHAH! Nonsense sia. Seriously HAHAHHAH!!!! RONALD! WATCH OUT AR! If u piss me off... These vids go on Facebook, Twitter [I'll create an account JUST FOR IT.:)], Msn, Or wadeva Public stuff. HAHAHH!
Leverage here.. Leverage... Nothing much.:) HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
We had dinner at Sakae Sushi at Causeway Point, simply enjoyable. As usual... We were up to our usual nonsense at this buffet for four. HAHAH! Ronald ar... Really ar. No Hui Shan, No camera, NONSENSE LIKE HELL. I tell u. AKU CEKAP [However this is spelt]. Wo Gen Ni Shuo. U really MUST see it to believe it.
HERE'S THE MAGNIFICIENT RONALD ENG WEI YONG AT HIS NONSENSICAL BEST!
This is the first video. Headphones ARE advised, can't make out what was being discussed. LOL
This is the FINAL video for Mr. Ron. HAHAHAH! Nonsense sia. Seriously HAHAHHAH!!!! RONALD! WATCH OUT AR! If u piss me off... These vids go on Facebook, Twitter [I'll create an account JUST FOR IT.:)], Msn, Or wadeva Public stuff. HAHAHH!
Leverage here.. Leverage... Nothing much.:) HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
It Ain't Too Far Away
The Wind rushing past my ears, my legs do not feel any strain, i'm running past everyone, and i get the ball.
How long has it been since i can do such a thing? Extremely long if u ask me. I miss running past everyone with little or no effort at all.
I played 2 field matches yesterday. One at 9am in the morning at KEMBANGAN [FUCKING FAR LAH!]. And the other at 3pm at SengKang [OSO FUCKING FAR]. Both oso lose. Damn chui ar. The first match... Wah. I nothing to say ar... My sprinting. Not bad already. Budden, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE AR, got this bastard, can run at the same speed as me. WAH LIKE WHOA..... When i was running beside him while chasing for the ball, i turn to look at my side, then like, WHOA, this guy fast sia! LOL But i quite happy i run same speed as him, apparently he is from some army force. Eh not bad ar... HHAHAHAH!!! But my stamina ar. Chui like hell.
After the second match, royston and i went to eat some PIE KIA. HAHA NICE SIA. Then we went home. Then when taking the MRT right, we saw this woman who like a pig. LOL FUCKING LOOK ALIKE LAH! HAHAHAH! OH OH! We oso saw this person sweeping the roof of the shelter at SP. Then we were like WTF?!
Anyway. Today... My whole body sore like hell. LOL First time i play 2 matches in a day. So.. Like.. Wah. Strain ar.... HAHAHAH!
How long has it been since i can do such a thing? Extremely long if u ask me. I miss running past everyone with little or no effort at all.
I played 2 field matches yesterday. One at 9am in the morning at KEMBANGAN [FUCKING FAR LAH!]. And the other at 3pm at SengKang [OSO FUCKING FAR]. Both oso lose. Damn chui ar. The first match... Wah. I nothing to say ar... My sprinting. Not bad already. Budden, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE AR, got this bastard, can run at the same speed as me. WAH LIKE WHOA..... When i was running beside him while chasing for the ball, i turn to look at my side, then like, WHOA, this guy fast sia! LOL But i quite happy i run same speed as him, apparently he is from some army force. Eh not bad ar... HHAHAHAH!!! But my stamina ar. Chui like hell.
After the second match, royston and i went to eat some PIE KIA. HAHA NICE SIA. Then we went home. Then when taking the MRT right, we saw this woman who like a pig. LOL FUCKING LOOK ALIKE LAH! HAHAHAH! OH OH! We oso saw this person sweeping the roof of the shelter at SP. Then we were like WTF?!
Anyway. Today... My whole body sore like hell. LOL First time i play 2 matches in a day. So.. Like.. Wah. Strain ar.... HAHAHAH!
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
How close am i going get?
I opened my cupboard. Uncliped the box, stuck my hand inside. What i pulled out wasn't that bad. But it would lead to something bad. I took my 80 cent lighter + mini-torchlight. [HAHAH! Nice or wad only that lighter!]
My intention?
I was to bring my little brother out to eat some ice-cream at mcdonalds. Maybe grab a bite since i haven eaten earlier today. And buy a pack, and meet yh after i'm done eating with my lil bro. After which we will go to the CC to sign up for that baking course.
And for once. I'm glad things didn't turn out the way i wanted to. Although my brother changed his mind on eating some ice-cream, i guess i finally cleared my head, at least for the moment yea. As i was walking over to cheers, my stomach grumbled. But i had no money, well i wanted at least 1 $10 note in my wallet. LOL. So i decided to check out my balance in my account, after checking i drew out $30 to spend. Now i guess i'll be booking a lesson this sat?
Right now, the tally continues eh... One LONG LONG week. And i can totally say that i'm quite sian as of right now. DAMN SIAN AR.
Tonight, i wanna go Powerhouse to meet LP, so long nvr see her liao sia! Budden... Like nobody going. From my side at least. So.. I guess i have to wait until... Some other time i guess. haha!
My intention?
I was to bring my little brother out to eat some ice-cream at mcdonalds. Maybe grab a bite since i haven eaten earlier today. And buy a pack, and meet yh after i'm done eating with my lil bro. After which we will go to the CC to sign up for that baking course.
And for once. I'm glad things didn't turn out the way i wanted to. Although my brother changed his mind on eating some ice-cream, i guess i finally cleared my head, at least for the moment yea. As i was walking over to cheers, my stomach grumbled. But i had no money, well i wanted at least 1 $10 note in my wallet. LOL. So i decided to check out my balance in my account, after checking i drew out $30 to spend. Now i guess i'll be booking a lesson this sat?
Right now, the tally continues eh... One LONG LONG week. And i can totally say that i'm quite sian as of right now. DAMN SIAN AR.
Tonight, i wanna go Powerhouse to meet LP, so long nvr see her liao sia! Budden... Like nobody going. From my side at least. So.. I guess i have to wait until... Some other time i guess. haha!
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Don't We All?
I wanna sleep more.
I wanna dream more.
I wanna know more.
I wanna get more.
I wanna listen more.
I wanna appreciate more.
Alot of things are running through my head. So I'll tell you why.
Sleep, Dream, Wake Up unsatisfied, go back to sleep, dream again, think into it.
I had a couple of short dreams last night.
My first dream was kinda weird. Premonition i think? I had my arms around this person, or rather i was seeing arms being wrapped around that person. Not really sure if it was me, but from my view, seems like those were my arms. And these arms... Not the usual i should say.
Long. That is usual.
Buffed. That is NOT usual.
Tattooed. That is CERTAINLY NOT usual.
Thing is, i don't look at the face of the person i supposedly have my arms around. So i don't know who it is. Kinda stupid huh~ Oh well, i shall not think too much about it.
Second dream. EVEN MORE WEIRD! I dreamt that i was sleeping on my bed, ok, like exact position of where my bed is in my room currently. But the difference is that the fan is like positioned in front of me, not beside me as it is right now. And that fan, like, some super fan like that, DAMN BIG SIA! With some side pocket thingy, dunno what that's for lah, but kinda weird.
Most unbelievable thing, there was a person sitting on top of my "air-con". I wasn't shocked, but more irritated. I forgot what the person talked about, but i'm pretty sure that wherever we were, it wasn't my room, it was a room tailored to look like mine right now. It was bigger, more spacious and the walls were coloured blue. There was no painting of the yacht that is currently being hung in front of my bed, the walls ran in a straight line, not having any curves like i do have right now.
That person and i quarrelled about something, and i told that person, if i rmb correctly, it was a he. To get lost and let me sleep. After that, i forgot what happened. Guess i drifted off to sleep yea.
PARKWAY PARADE!
Anyway... Today is my fourth day! Not bad Not bad.:) Yesterday i thought i kenna withdrawal sympton seh! While eating with cleve at parkway parade, my whole body started trembling. It wasn't cold or what sia, just suddenly tremble tremble. I told cleve maybe W.S, but we said to confirm after i finish eating, cause maybe i'm just too hungry lah.
Turns out, yea... I was too hungry. LOL! Yesterday i went over to PP after playing soccer at jurong east with the usuals. Met up to see cleve, sam, jeff, yq and OF COURSE... BIG BIRD... DANIEL! HAHAHAH!!! We were gonna discuss abt some stuff? Yea, about his tuition thingy. So i was kinda bored, and apparently kinda shagged. When i reached macs right, yq say i look damn tired like that. And i'm like, really meh?! And she said i looked like i just cried. -.-" I just washed my face man... HAHAHAAHA! Oh well, so it looks like... Without my little ciggys, i look abit disoriented.
I had actually wanted to go clubbing or at least drinking last night. And well... things just did not happen lah. HA! So i told them i wanted to drink.:) And *blah blah blah* Drinks bought. LOL
Cleve and i had to wait for a place to drink at daniel's because his place was packed ytd. So while waiting, we sat outside macs at the playground there. THEN... KNN! SO MANY BLOODY IDIOTS LIGHT UP IN FRONT OF ME! @#$%^! Then i like.... wah lao.... T.T
So i used bubble-tea to distract me. HAHHA! Worked for like. 10 mins? Then i wan to *AHEM* again liao. LOL! Aiya. But my resolve SSSSSTRONG LIKE WHAT ONLY! [I bet yang han sure says otherwise. HAHHAAHAH!] So nvr smoke lor.:)
AND FINALLY... AFTER WAITING FOR LIKE DAMN LONG... Cleve and i could enter the room to "PARRRTEHHHH" WHOO HOO!! We played his house of the dead [typing version instead of guns u have to type to kill.]. Wah like difficult only. No cheatcode one. Cnt keep continuing.
Then play and drink, play and drink. Drink until i tipsy, but still can manoeuvre my way around. Then yq finished her tuition and drank abit. Cleve was kinda high. I was definitely high, but the taste started to get disgusting cause no ice, so i stopped. Yq like nvr drink oso laugh laugh. Maybe because we too funny liao lah. HAHA!
So the 3 of us discussed with daniel about things to come and erm... Honestly, i'm still quite lost about it. Even if i was like DAMN SOBER, i tell u i oso dun understand fully ar.
JOURNEY TO BLOCK 283!
I took a taxi back to central to meet yang han and brian and ah loy. We went to get some nasi lemak and finish the remainder of the liquor i brought back. So when we were done with our nasi and walking to block 283 right, this FUCKING BODOH INDIAN, purposely go bang into us. Like.. -.-"
Then he asked us "EH U WAN FIGHT AR?!". And of all the people, he had to ask ah loy. Like. Wah lao. Why pick him... Seriously NO BALLS LAH FUCK! Then his fren say "sry ar, he mabok." Like. -.-" Deepavali, u oso wan create trouble. Plus if really start. We got four leh uncle, u got one tipsy guy over there with ONE fren who is already trying very hard to control his fren. Haiyo... INDIANS AR.... [LOL FUCKING RACIST SIA!]
After that incident, we drank and headed back home. I was feeling HOT LIKE CRAZY! Like *licks tongue and touches own stomach* *SIZZLE*. HAHAHAHAHAH! Then this stupid mosquito, which i have been trying VERY hard to kill, keep biting me. IDIOT! But i think it bite me twice then die already. LOL! Either die of alcohol intoxication, or die of being over-heated. HAHAHAH!!!
Thats all for two days worth of stuff.:) If you've made it here. Congrats on tahan-ing. LOL
I wanna dream more.
I wanna know more.
I wanna get more.
I wanna listen more.
I wanna appreciate more.
Alot of things are running through my head. So I'll tell you why.
Sleep, Dream, Wake Up unsatisfied, go back to sleep, dream again, think into it.
I had a couple of short dreams last night.
My first dream was kinda weird. Premonition i think? I had my arms around this person, or rather i was seeing arms being wrapped around that person. Not really sure if it was me, but from my view, seems like those were my arms. And these arms... Not the usual i should say.
Long. That is usual.
Buffed. That is NOT usual.
Tattooed. That is CERTAINLY NOT usual.
Thing is, i don't look at the face of the person i supposedly have my arms around. So i don't know who it is. Kinda stupid huh~ Oh well, i shall not think too much about it.
Second dream. EVEN MORE WEIRD! I dreamt that i was sleeping on my bed, ok, like exact position of where my bed is in my room currently. But the difference is that the fan is like positioned in front of me, not beside me as it is right now. And that fan, like, some super fan like that, DAMN BIG SIA! With some side pocket thingy, dunno what that's for lah, but kinda weird.
Most unbelievable thing, there was a person sitting on top of my "air-con". I wasn't shocked, but more irritated. I forgot what the person talked about, but i'm pretty sure that wherever we were, it wasn't my room, it was a room tailored to look like mine right now. It was bigger, more spacious and the walls were coloured blue. There was no painting of the yacht that is currently being hung in front of my bed, the walls ran in a straight line, not having any curves like i do have right now.
That person and i quarrelled about something, and i told that person, if i rmb correctly, it was a he. To get lost and let me sleep. After that, i forgot what happened. Guess i drifted off to sleep yea.
PARKWAY PARADE!
Anyway... Today is my fourth day! Not bad Not bad.:) Yesterday i thought i kenna withdrawal sympton seh! While eating with cleve at parkway parade, my whole body started trembling. It wasn't cold or what sia, just suddenly tremble tremble. I told cleve maybe W.S, but we said to confirm after i finish eating, cause maybe i'm just too hungry lah.
Turns out, yea... I was too hungry. LOL! Yesterday i went over to PP after playing soccer at jurong east with the usuals. Met up to see cleve, sam, jeff, yq and OF COURSE... BIG BIRD... DANIEL! HAHAHAH!!! We were gonna discuss abt some stuff? Yea, about his tuition thingy. So i was kinda bored, and apparently kinda shagged. When i reached macs right, yq say i look damn tired like that. And i'm like, really meh?! And she said i looked like i just cried. -.-" I just washed my face man... HAHAHAAHA! Oh well, so it looks like... Without my little ciggys, i look abit disoriented.
I had actually wanted to go clubbing or at least drinking last night. And well... things just did not happen lah. HA! So i told them i wanted to drink.:) And *blah blah blah* Drinks bought. LOL
Cleve and i had to wait for a place to drink at daniel's because his place was packed ytd. So while waiting, we sat outside macs at the playground there. THEN... KNN! SO MANY BLOODY IDIOTS LIGHT UP IN FRONT OF ME! @#$%^! Then i like.... wah lao.... T.T
So i used bubble-tea to distract me. HAHHA! Worked for like. 10 mins? Then i wan to *AHEM* again liao. LOL! Aiya. But my resolve SSSSSTRONG LIKE WHAT ONLY! [I bet yang han sure says otherwise. HAHHAAHAH!] So nvr smoke lor.:)
AND FINALLY... AFTER WAITING FOR LIKE DAMN LONG... Cleve and i could enter the room to "PARRRTEHHHH" WHOO HOO!! We played his house of the dead [typing version instead of guns u have to type to kill.]. Wah like difficult only. No cheatcode one. Cnt keep continuing.
Then play and drink, play and drink. Drink until i tipsy, but still can manoeuvre my way around. Then yq finished her tuition and drank abit. Cleve was kinda high. I was definitely high, but the taste started to get disgusting cause no ice, so i stopped. Yq like nvr drink oso laugh laugh. Maybe because we too funny liao lah. HAHA!
So the 3 of us discussed with daniel about things to come and erm... Honestly, i'm still quite lost about it. Even if i was like DAMN SOBER, i tell u i oso dun understand fully ar.
JOURNEY TO BLOCK 283!
I took a taxi back to central to meet yang han and brian and ah loy. We went to get some nasi lemak and finish the remainder of the liquor i brought back. So when we were done with our nasi and walking to block 283 right, this FUCKING BODOH INDIAN, purposely go bang into us. Like.. -.-"
Then he asked us "EH U WAN FIGHT AR?!". And of all the people, he had to ask ah loy. Like. Wah lao. Why pick him... Seriously NO BALLS LAH FUCK! Then his fren say "sry ar, he mabok." Like. -.-" Deepavali, u oso wan create trouble. Plus if really start. We got four leh uncle, u got one tipsy guy over there with ONE fren who is already trying very hard to control his fren. Haiyo... INDIANS AR.... [LOL FUCKING RACIST SIA!]
After that incident, we drank and headed back home. I was feeling HOT LIKE CRAZY! Like *licks tongue and touches own stomach* *SIZZLE*. HAHAHAHAHAH! Then this stupid mosquito, which i have been trying VERY hard to kill, keep biting me. IDIOT! But i think it bite me twice then die already. LOL! Either die of alcohol intoxication, or die of being over-heated. HAHAHAH!!!
Thats all for two days worth of stuff.:) If you've made it here. Congrats on tahan-ing. LOL
Friday, October 16, 2009
My Second Day.:)
Ytd i was too sleepy to post anything on my blog, so i'll give a recap on ytd.:) YTD I DREW AN ANIME CHARACTER! POWER OR WAD! I SHOW U!
POWER OR WAD?! LOL! Aiya first attempt on drawing sia.... Ok i know its kind of a failure, but at least the effort is there yea.:) NEXT TIME CONFIRM BETTER ONE!
I was just getting quite high in school. HAHAHA!
Then when i went home right, i was looking for some stupid videos on youtube. And i came across SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE! Whoa. Argentine Tango. HOT STUFF LIKE FUCK! LOL! ANOTHER VIDEO LETS GO!
And got damn high. HAHAHAH! FUCKING SEXY PLZ!
Anyway. Now for TODAY. TGIF! *THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!*
Art of Story, Melinda Clark. Today we were given slips of paper to fill in. And i got the paper writing : "I WAS..." Guess what i wrote?
THIS IS THE TRUTH FUCK!
And GUESS WHAT! SO HAPPY SIA! NOBODY BELIEVED THAT I SMOKED BEFORE! LET ALONE BE A HEAVY SMOKER! WHOO HOO!!! Guess my face still too innocent lah. LOL
Oh well. Haha! Today is the second day yea.:) No withdrawal symptoms yet. Hopefully never.:) Ok i'm off for now. I'll update ltr if i can.:)
POWER OR WAD?! LOL! Aiya first attempt on drawing sia.... Ok i know its kind of a failure, but at least the effort is there yea.:) NEXT TIME CONFIRM BETTER ONE!
I was just getting quite high in school. HAHAHA!
Then when i went home right, i was looking for some stupid videos on youtube. And i came across SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE! Whoa. Argentine Tango. HOT STUFF LIKE FUCK! LOL! ANOTHER VIDEO LETS GO!
And got damn high. HAHAHAH! FUCKING SEXY PLZ!
Anyway. Now for TODAY. TGIF! *THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!*
Art of Story, Melinda Clark. Today we were given slips of paper to fill in. And i got the paper writing : "I WAS..." Guess what i wrote?
THIS IS THE TRUTH FUCK!
And GUESS WHAT! SO HAPPY SIA! NOBODY BELIEVED THAT I SMOKED BEFORE! LET ALONE BE A HEAVY SMOKER! WHOO HOO!!! Guess my face still too innocent lah. LOL
Oh well. Haha! Today is the second day yea.:) No withdrawal symptoms yet. Hopefully never.:) Ok i'm off for now. I'll update ltr if i can.:)
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
~PD PD PD PD PD~
PD, otherwise known as Portfolio Development. Zzzzz Damn wtf lah i tell u! I spent 2 days. 2 DAYS SIA! DOING THAT STUPID PD! [Ok lah actually 5 hrs total only, just to make ppl pity me lah. LOL]
WAH OK. NOW JING ZHANG LIKE FUCK. I've already submit my first attempt on the proposal, and it hasn't been rejected yet. Damn irritating, because if he doesn't reject or accept my work by tml, i'll fail the stupid module. WAH LAO EH! EDWARD WONG COME ON!
First time i like scared if i fail something leh! Besides primary school, last time fail like nothing only. Fail fail lor.. LOL! BUT NOW! DIFFERENT CASE THIS FAIL WILL BE RECORDED! AHHHH!!! Now checking some stuff for the proposal... WHOA! LUCKY I CHECK AR! MUST CONTACT THE FACI IMMEDIATELY AFTER I SUBMIT SIA! OK SMS SENT! WAH LUCKY I TOOK HIS BLOODY NUMBER! Hope all goes well yea.:)
Anyway.. Today i went out to meet some of my ex-tuition-mates. Namely Yun qi and Ji xian and CLEVE [a.k.a the saint and my tag team partner in LAME-ing people] and Joane.:) Long time no see sia, like REALLY long time no see. Was damn happy to see them lah, both jx and yq look weird in uniform, HAHAHAHAH! but who cares, they oso gonna graduate soon liao.:)
[Oh oh Faci just sms-ed back, saying "no problem, but tomorrow". WAH TML LAST DAY LIAO LEH UNCLE! STILL WAN WAIT! ok nvm, sure got good reason one.]
So Cleve and i met up first at city hall mrt station first, sadly sam could not come, she had to help her dad with some passport thingy, oh well... Nvm, dec sure see everyone again yea.:) We then proceeded to make our way over to MJC [meridian junior college], cleve and i walked to the main gate from the side gate and then jx and yq ask us to walk back to the side gate. LIKE. WAH. LAO. EH. LOL! Cleve really sweated like siao like that. HHAAHAHAHAH!!! I ok lah, not that hot lah.
The bunch of us then went to White sands to eat and "study" [well they did, not cleve and i. U all shld know why. HAHA!] We sat down at Super Dog and started catching up with each other. Well, more of catching up on the chapters of naruto manga. LOL And i found out that there is supposedly a dinner and dance made by BIG BIRD. [DANIEL! My tuition teacher who happens to share the same birthday as me.:)]
Halfway through Cleve managed to call joane to come over from school to join us.:) HAHA I DESTROYED HER NEAT TIE! Because i wanted to try that new tie tying technique from that jap guy. HAHHAH! AND AND! THIS ONE AR! MAKE ME FEEL DAMN.. HAI.... Before she came right, all of them say me beng. T.T Like wah lao! Budden Joane came, then she say COOL HAIR! LIKE JAP! Then i said to her : "WAH THKS AR! MAKE ME DAMN HAPPY!" To which.... she replied... :"But beng ar." [Turns to stone and crumbles away...] HAHAHAH!!!! Aiya, too bad lor, as long as i know that inside i not beng can liao. HAHAH!
Then as we chatted, the topic suddenly changed to alcohol, which i got excited lah. CAN'T WAIT FOR A'S TO END PLZ! THEN ALL THE JC PPL CAN COME OUT AND PLAY PLAY! We said maybe need to book chalet, just to drink. HAHAH But i like it.:) SO CHALET SOON YEA?!
Oh and today, when we were all going back, i told yq that i would try to quit by end of A's yea.:) Her papers end on 23 nov, but the others finish on 3 dec and so on and so forth. But i think will set 23 nov as date to fully quit lah. So my frens, tml will be day 1.:) Magic number 21 yea.:)
Just 21 days, I wanna ace it.:) So 21 days to form a habit, 21 days to change a life.:) This may be my fourth or fifth attempt. HAHAH! I'll do two countdowns yea.;) One for The days i go without, and the days i go before having a withdrawal Symptom.:)
COLD TURKEY TREATMENT! BRING IT ON!
WAH OK. NOW JING ZHANG LIKE FUCK. I've already submit my first attempt on the proposal, and it hasn't been rejected yet. Damn irritating, because if he doesn't reject or accept my work by tml, i'll fail the stupid module. WAH LAO EH! EDWARD WONG COME ON!
First time i like scared if i fail something leh! Besides primary school, last time fail like nothing only. Fail fail lor.. LOL! BUT NOW! DIFFERENT CASE THIS FAIL WILL BE RECORDED! AHHHH!!! Now checking some stuff for the proposal... WHOA! LUCKY I CHECK AR! MUST CONTACT THE FACI IMMEDIATELY AFTER I SUBMIT SIA! OK SMS SENT! WAH LUCKY I TOOK HIS BLOODY NUMBER! Hope all goes well yea.:)
Anyway.. Today i went out to meet some of my ex-tuition-mates. Namely Yun qi and Ji xian and CLEVE [a.k.a the saint and my tag team partner in LAME-ing people] and Joane.:) Long time no see sia, like REALLY long time no see. Was damn happy to see them lah, both jx and yq look weird in uniform, HAHAHAHAH! but who cares, they oso gonna graduate soon liao.:)
[Oh oh Faci just sms-ed back, saying "no problem, but tomorrow". WAH TML LAST DAY LIAO LEH UNCLE! STILL WAN WAIT! ok nvm, sure got good reason one.]
So Cleve and i met up first at city hall mrt station first, sadly sam could not come, she had to help her dad with some passport thingy, oh well... Nvm, dec sure see everyone again yea.:) We then proceeded to make our way over to MJC [meridian junior college], cleve and i walked to the main gate from the side gate and then jx and yq ask us to walk back to the side gate. LIKE. WAH. LAO. EH. LOL! Cleve really sweated like siao like that. HHAAHAHAHAH!!! I ok lah, not that hot lah.
The bunch of us then went to White sands to eat and "study" [well they did, not cleve and i. U all shld know why. HAHA!] We sat down at Super Dog and started catching up with each other. Well, more of catching up on the chapters of naruto manga. LOL And i found out that there is supposedly a dinner and dance made by BIG BIRD. [DANIEL! My tuition teacher who happens to share the same birthday as me.:)]
Halfway through Cleve managed to call joane to come over from school to join us.:) HAHA I DESTROYED HER NEAT TIE! Because i wanted to try that new tie tying technique from that jap guy. HAHHAH! AND AND! THIS ONE AR! MAKE ME FEEL DAMN.. HAI.... Before she came right, all of them say me beng. T.T Like wah lao! Budden Joane came, then she say COOL HAIR! LIKE JAP! Then i said to her : "WAH THKS AR! MAKE ME DAMN HAPPY!" To which.... she replied... :"But beng ar." [Turns to stone and crumbles away...] HAHAHAH!!!! Aiya, too bad lor, as long as i know that inside i not beng can liao. HAHAH!
Then as we chatted, the topic suddenly changed to alcohol, which i got excited lah. CAN'T WAIT FOR A'S TO END PLZ! THEN ALL THE JC PPL CAN COME OUT AND PLAY PLAY! We said maybe need to book chalet, just to drink. HAHAH But i like it.:) SO CHALET SOON YEA?!
Oh and today, when we were all going back, i told yq that i would try to quit by end of A's yea.:) Her papers end on 23 nov, but the others finish on 3 dec and so on and so forth. But i think will set 23 nov as date to fully quit lah. So my frens, tml will be day 1.:) Magic number 21 yea.:)
Just 21 days, I wanna ace it.:) So 21 days to form a habit, 21 days to change a life.:) This may be my fourth or fifth attempt. HAHAH! I'll do two countdowns yea.;) One for The days i go without, and the days i go before having a withdrawal Symptom.:)
COLD TURKEY TREATMENT! BRING IT ON!
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Frequent Occurrences From Now?
For the past 2 or 3 days, i have been having really really weird dreams. All dealing with the things that i seem to want to happen. Imagine, dreaming about a deju-va moment. Kinda weird ain't it? Wouldn't that give u 2 deja-vus in a row if that dream were to come true? Cool man... Anyway. Today marks the last day of the week, which also marks the end of my first week of school yea.:)
This week has been fun, except for maybe tuesday? Where the class is kinda... Just kinda... not interactive yea. Guess monday is still the best yea!
Right now hong yong is on his way over to bukit batok, he wanna do his portfolio proposal. I'm already done with mine, although not too sure whether it will be accepted. Then hy ask to see mine. Oh well. Nvm lah, he will improvise on his own lah.
Soccer for the past two days has been an utter failure. Having no other people to challenge. Like... zzzz. Made me damn sian ar. This better not be continuing, not even for a week.
Aiya! Guess i'm just really sian right now, i don't know what i want. I don't know what i need. When i know what i want, it always just adds another consequence. Usually something that i can't burden on my other friends yea. Ah whatever. I can't give a shit about it. Just make me more sian only.
Ok. Now to try and find some nonsense to watch.
This week has been fun, except for maybe tuesday? Where the class is kinda... Just kinda... not interactive yea. Guess monday is still the best yea!
Right now hong yong is on his way over to bukit batok, he wanna do his portfolio proposal. I'm already done with mine, although not too sure whether it will be accepted. Then hy ask to see mine. Oh well. Nvm lah, he will improvise on his own lah.
Soccer for the past two days has been an utter failure. Having no other people to challenge. Like... zzzz. Made me damn sian ar. This better not be continuing, not even for a week.
Aiya! Guess i'm just really sian right now, i don't know what i want. I don't know what i need. When i know what i want, it always just adds another consequence. Usually something that i can't burden on my other friends yea. Ah whatever. I can't give a shit about it. Just make me more sian only.
Ok. Now to try and find some nonsense to watch.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
The 5k problem.
Today was the second day of the new semester 2. Quite... ok fuck it. I won't lie. FUCKING BORING AR! If i never play game, i tell u, i die of boredom already. Only got a few interesting things that are LINKED to class. Like today, this girl came in, erm i forgot her name already lah, but POWER LAH. She go wrong class. LOL!!!! Still can sit in our class for 10 mins, listen to first meeting. HAHAHHAH!!! Then the faci tell her, i think ur class... over at D right? To which she replied. "OH YAR AR!" HAHAHHA!!! FUNNY AR SHE! Then i tell her byebye! HHAHA Funny lah, d and b, quite different leh. HAHAH!
Ok then.... erm.... oh... seems like only one interesting thing in class. LOL
Now, to my break. We had a briefing for our school during our break. And it left us with 45 mins to spare for food and work. Like... WTF?! So i chionged down to the coffeeshop with some of my frens, namely... Kino Vic Ron Sherman. The 5 of us went straight to the coffeeshop after the talk, but the rest were like.. MIA? Dunno where they go lah. Then at about 130? I think lah 130, one of my other classmates called, and she asked to meet then smoke together, i said "ok anything ar come over ar." THEN JUST AS I HUNG UP, i realised it was 130, and that my team hasn't done anything. Like AH SHIT! Presentation starts at 2, and 130 we still outside. Like. LOL! HAAH so we had to go back, and my fren got pissed. Oh well, we couldn't stay. so like. oh well.
Then AFTER SCHOOL... PS3 YEA! DEVIL MAY CRY 4! WHOOO!! I fought whatever boss we encountered and i THRASHED THE SHIT OUTTA THOSE LOSERS! YEA YEA! HAHHAAH Had alot of fun lah, with ronald shaw fiz justin. Owned everyone at fifa 09. Like. HAHAHAH LONG TIME SINCE I CAN ACTUALLY OWN SOMEONE. HAHHAAH! With the exception of the tyco-ness ytd. HAHAHA! Really enjoyed myself.
Night came and yea we had to head back. And then i got a call from one of my "business-partner" haha branden yea.:) I had some questions to ask him, but just that no time lah. So.. Now... I'm like faced with a fucking problem lah! CB! I DUN GET THE MONEY! UNLESS SOME OBJECTIVES ARE FUFILLED! AND THOSE OBJECTIVES ARE DAMN HARD TO FUFILL CAN! ARGH! !@#$%^ <--- This means alot man. LOL
Ahh... I'll just conquer it with wind and water yea. PRESSURIZED WATER = KILLER MOVE. I'LL CUT EVERY SHIT DOWN MAN! RAWR! FEAR ME!
Ok that's all for now and today i think. I shall have my dinner now. And yes. it is quite late.
Ok then.... erm.... oh... seems like only one interesting thing in class. LOL
Now, to my break. We had a briefing for our school during our break. And it left us with 45 mins to spare for food and work. Like... WTF?! So i chionged down to the coffeeshop with some of my frens, namely... Kino Vic Ron Sherman. The 5 of us went straight to the coffeeshop after the talk, but the rest were like.. MIA? Dunno where they go lah. Then at about 130? I think lah 130, one of my other classmates called, and she asked to meet then smoke together, i said "ok anything ar come over ar." THEN JUST AS I HUNG UP, i realised it was 130, and that my team hasn't done anything. Like AH SHIT! Presentation starts at 2, and 130 we still outside. Like. LOL! HAAH so we had to go back, and my fren got pissed. Oh well, we couldn't stay. so like. oh well.
Then AFTER SCHOOL... PS3 YEA! DEVIL MAY CRY 4! WHOOO!! I fought whatever boss we encountered and i THRASHED THE SHIT OUTTA THOSE LOSERS! YEA YEA! HAHHAAH Had alot of fun lah, with ronald shaw fiz justin. Owned everyone at fifa 09. Like. HAHAHAH LONG TIME SINCE I CAN ACTUALLY OWN SOMEONE. HAHHAAH! With the exception of the tyco-ness ytd. HAHAHA! Really enjoyed myself.
Night came and yea we had to head back. And then i got a call from one of my "business-partner" haha branden yea.:) I had some questions to ask him, but just that no time lah. So.. Now... I'm like faced with a fucking problem lah! CB! I DUN GET THE MONEY! UNLESS SOME OBJECTIVES ARE FUFILLED! AND THOSE OBJECTIVES ARE DAMN HARD TO FUFILL CAN! ARGH! !@#$%^ <--- This means alot man. LOL
Ahh... I'll just conquer it with wind and water yea. PRESSURIZED WATER = KILLER MOVE. I'LL CUT EVERY SHIT DOWN MAN! RAWR! FEAR ME!
Ok that's all for now and today i think. I shall have my dinner now. And yes. it is quite late.
Monday, October 5, 2009
The First day of NOT the first day of school
MONDAY... Oh... Oct 5th... Fun day today. Like seriously fun. 4 New modules to learn. Today was the first one. Analog Game theory. Brilliant faci.:) I shall elaborate on him more ltr. HAHAH! So Today Fizli, or A.K.A Maverick Francis, was in my class today. THANK GOD he is in my fucking class at least for today. Everything was fun alright, because of him irritating the faci and all those nonsense comments, at least the class was noisy. Greatest thing was, we were friends with the faci, which gave us the option of poking fun at him. LOL
Ok so... HERE IS MY FACI!
Is this guy the most power faci or wad?! LOL Faci that sleeps in class, sleep nvm, sleep until we take photo oso dunno. LOL!!!! This guy's name is shaun, and he is my facilitator for one of my core modules Analog Game Theory this semester.:) Fun guy, able to take jokes, doesn't get pissed off if the class is noisy or playful. And BEST OF ALL, when we play, he plays along with us.
Now this seriously makes me happy that i've picked Game Design for a Diploma. LOL! I DECLARE THIS PLAY-LEARNING YEA! Although there's... HOMEWORK *JAWS THEME PLAYS* but oh well, it doesn't really matter, I would just kick into overdrive and own those pieces of crappy homework. HAHA!
Now we move on to after school!
Clement and i went to Kiong's hse to play fifa 10. And i dunno whether today i have a luck stealing charm or something, but clement had the worst of luck today while playing, and i had the best of luck. LOL! He lost to me like 5-6 matches? IN A ROW SIA! LOL Somemore most of my goals all tyco one! HAHA!!! He curse like shit, and i keep laughing, cause fucking funny lah, sometimes, he ar... REALLY SUAY TILL NO COMMENT AR. HAHHAAH!!! I slide his player nothing, he just push my player then penalty. LOL! Oh well, it's just a game yea. Although winning is still the shiatzxczx. LOL!
AND FINALLY.... TODAY. 3 STICKS ONLY AR! POWER OR WAD! Actually today wan take 5 one leh... budden, CUT DOWN. AND YAY 3 sticks only!
K! I shall update more tml on my SECOND DAY OF NOT THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!
Ok so... HERE IS MY FACI!
Is this guy the most power faci or wad?! LOL Faci that sleeps in class, sleep nvm, sleep until we take photo oso dunno. LOL!!!! This guy's name is shaun, and he is my facilitator for one of my core modules Analog Game Theory this semester.:) Fun guy, able to take jokes, doesn't get pissed off if the class is noisy or playful. And BEST OF ALL, when we play, he plays along with us.
Now this seriously makes me happy that i've picked Game Design for a Diploma. LOL! I DECLARE THIS PLAY-LEARNING YEA! Although there's... HOMEWORK *JAWS THEME PLAYS* but oh well, it doesn't really matter, I would just kick into overdrive and own those pieces of crappy homework. HAHA!
Now we move on to after school!
Clement and i went to Kiong's hse to play fifa 10. And i dunno whether today i have a luck stealing charm or something, but clement had the worst of luck today while playing, and i had the best of luck. LOL! He lost to me like 5-6 matches? IN A ROW SIA! LOL Somemore most of my goals all tyco one! HAHA!!! He curse like shit, and i keep laughing, cause fucking funny lah, sometimes, he ar... REALLY SUAY TILL NO COMMENT AR. HAHHAAH!!! I slide his player nothing, he just push my player then penalty. LOL! Oh well, it's just a game yea. Although winning is still the shiatzxczx. LOL!
AND FINALLY.... TODAY. 3 STICKS ONLY AR! POWER OR WAD! Actually today wan take 5 one leh... budden, CUT DOWN. AND YAY 3 sticks only!
K! I shall update more tml on my SECOND DAY OF NOT THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!
Saturday, October 3, 2009
A Step Forward? Towards Being Dissed or Be in Bliss?
Saturday. The day i'm MOST active! Run here run there, drink here drink there, smoke here smoke there, talk here talk there, complain here complain there, laugh here laugh there. Ok now i think that's enough evidence quite active already ar. LOL
So today's soccer not bad ar. Ok ar. Not bad ar. Just never lose any matches only. Like nothing only... HAHAHAHAA! JUST KIDDING!! NICE LIKE WAD ONLY! To win every match today.:) But obviously there will be sore losers, oh well, i can't help it if u aren't happy yea. The first team that played against us... Hai... How to say ar.... Ok ok ar. I oso nvr put in alot of effort. LOL But all my shots got skied... Like... WAH LAO! DUNNO WHY AR! Even though we win, i can consider never score today. T.T Only score when play play, or not important time. Ha. Aiya, nvm. At least still got score goal. LOL Cheap thrill. HAHAHAH!!!
Anyway. MATIN, [FELLOW CANCERIAN] scored a pretty nice goal today.:) He worked his way from the back all the way to the front by himself and put the ball into the goal with no effort at all. Wad a nice solo effort.:) But... I think i confirm can do better. LOL!!!! HAHAHAHAA!!!! [He so needs to read this man. :p]
We played until 2 today, and i left to meet my classmate to chat and stuff. Well.... Wad can i say... Confusing sia... Or rather... Very intricate. Delicate situations.... Oh well, all i have to do is to calculate and plan properly. And things will be smooth in the future. Money later. Money later. Thats all i have to say to myself now. [Hopefully. LOL] AHHH MONEY IS SO TEMPTING! BUT IT AIN'T EASY!!! And the problem is, i can't ask for help, because the burden just goes onto ur shoulders yea. AHHHHH!!! NVM! I SHALL PREVAIL! RAWRRR!!!!!
Ok kinda craving for Ben&Jerry's now, i shall go take the tub over here.:)
WHOOOO!!!! SMORES BABY SMORES!!!!!
*Leaves momentarily*
K back. And i just remember something. I have a new maid coming over this monday. Like.. zzzz. Although having a maid is good, but... I dun like people touching my stuff. and i scared this maid will steal money one. Cause i saving money for doggy doggy.:) Hopefully she'll be good, she better be. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, SHE BETTER NOT HAVE BANGLA BF! CB IF I SEE I BEAT THAT BANGLA UP, DIRTY HER MEANS DIRTYING OUR CLOTHES AND STUFF!
Ok. I nothing else to say liao. OH WAIT! CLEMENT I WAN WATCH THAT HORROR SHOW! LIKE FUCKING SCARY ONLY! HOPE SG HAVE AR!
So today's soccer not bad ar. Ok ar. Not bad ar. Just never lose any matches only. Like nothing only... HAHAHAHAA! JUST KIDDING!! NICE LIKE WAD ONLY! To win every match today.:) But obviously there will be sore losers, oh well, i can't help it if u aren't happy yea. The first team that played against us... Hai... How to say ar.... Ok ok ar. I oso nvr put in alot of effort. LOL But all my shots got skied... Like... WAH LAO! DUNNO WHY AR! Even though we win, i can consider never score today. T.T Only score when play play, or not important time. Ha. Aiya, nvm. At least still got score goal. LOL Cheap thrill. HAHAHAH!!!
Anyway. MATIN, [FELLOW CANCERIAN] scored a pretty nice goal today.:) He worked his way from the back all the way to the front by himself and put the ball into the goal with no effort at all. Wad a nice solo effort.:) But... I think i confirm can do better. LOL!!!! HAHAHAHAA!!!! [He so needs to read this man. :p]
We played until 2 today, and i left to meet my classmate to chat and stuff. Well.... Wad can i say... Confusing sia... Or rather... Very intricate. Delicate situations.... Oh well, all i have to do is to calculate and plan properly. And things will be smooth in the future. Money later. Money later. Thats all i have to say to myself now. [Hopefully. LOL] AHHH MONEY IS SO TEMPTING! BUT IT AIN'T EASY!!! And the problem is, i can't ask for help, because the burden just goes onto ur shoulders yea. AHHHHH!!! NVM! I SHALL PREVAIL! RAWRRR!!!!!
Ok kinda craving for Ben&Jerry's now, i shall go take the tub over here.:)
WHOOOO!!!! SMORES BABY SMORES!!!!!
*Leaves momentarily*
K back. And i just remember something. I have a new maid coming over this monday. Like.. zzzz. Although having a maid is good, but... I dun like people touching my stuff. and i scared this maid will steal money one. Cause i saving money for doggy doggy.:) Hopefully she'll be good, she better be. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, SHE BETTER NOT HAVE BANGLA BF! CB IF I SEE I BEAT THAT BANGLA UP, DIRTY HER MEANS DIRTYING OUR CLOTHES AND STUFF!
Ok. I nothing else to say liao. OH WAIT! CLEMENT I WAN WATCH THAT HORROR SHOW! LIKE FUCKING SCARY ONLY! HOPE SG HAVE AR!
Friday, October 2, 2009
What a Day.
What a Day. Like. Whoo! Blood-rush sia. HAHAHA!
I guess i slept like a pig last night. LOL I got 4 missed calls and 2 msgs. I was suppose to meet my fren for supper, but, i told myself, nvm, sleep awhile first. I heard faint songs, but i just couldn't be bothered to get up and answer. LOL PS AR YH! HAHAHHHAHA!!!
Anyway, i didn't know why, but i guess i was burnt out, even though i didn't do much the other day. My mom had to holler at me to get me outta bed, and even when she hollered, i said "5 more minutes lah!". LOL!
Routine, woke up and picked my youngest sis from her sch and brought her for lunch with my bro and my mom. Mom was rushing, i forgot what for, anyway, i had to go back and hang some clothes for her. I wasn't really dreading the fact i had to hang the clothes, now that's a MIRACLE. HAHAHAHA!!! And while hanging the clothes, i watch this show called "MONSTER QUEST". They were searching for a 5 foot long spider. like WTF?! SO BIG?! [For ur info, 5 feet is approximately 1.524 metres] This ginormous shit spider supposedly took away one of the children from a village in the area. LIKE. WHOA. WTF. SCARY SIA. HAHAHA!
Anyway, after hanging the clothes, i took a nap, as i was really feeling tired. Woke up at like 3 plus? Ard there lah. MAJOR HEADACHE. LIKE WHOA PAIN! But i was gonna be late for my driving lesson today, so i just ate and left.
DRIVING.
My first driving experience was Frigging bad. YEAH WITH THE CAPITAL F YEA. FRIGGING DIFFICULT I TELL U! HAHA! Kept jam-breaking, then kenna scold. LOL. Felt like wah lao eh. HAHAHAH!
So... Kiong gave me advice to keep calm when driving, cause when ur nervous u will SUCK at driving.:) So today i try my best to be calm. Guess it worked out yea.
Today, i managed to drive slowly.:) Compared to the first lesson where i managed to drive at 40 km/h MIN SPEED. LOL! I learnt parking and turning, well... It was not that difficult, just that it was quite hard to understand at first, cause i don't understand the instructor. LOL PARTLY, PARTLY ONLY AR, because he talk in chinese. LOL! He tell me turn left i turn right, vice-versa, or else i don't turn at all. LOL! HHHAHAHAH!
Anyway, when the instructor was teaching me to park, this fucking irritating mosquito keep biting me. CB! THEN I WAN KILL OSO CNT! MUST KEEP CONTROL OF THE CAR! THEN CNT WIND UP THE WINDOWS IF NOT CNT HEAR THE INSTRUCTOR. T.T Damn sad case ar, sit down there kenna bite bite bite. Oh well.. HAHAHA!
But thankfully, the instructor caught me scratching myself, and gave me some ointment. After which, he gave a LAME comment : "The mosquito like fresh one ar, last time everytime bite me, now got new one, i think it likes u ar." -.-" Like seriously -.-".
Oh well, then i went home and had dinner with everyone cept my dad, he was working. Atfer dinner i got some BEN&JERRY'S ICE-CREAM.:) SMORES SMORES SMORES! WHOOO FUCKING NICE AR. HAHAHA!
And at 10. BOOM. POTATO COUCH TIME.:) Watched WWE SMACKDOWN! YEA MAN! THE ROCK IS GOING TO RAW YEA! WHOO!!! I'M SO GONNA WATCH WWE RAW FROM NOW LAH! Ok i shall grab more smores now.:)
I'll post more stuff yea! MEANWHILE... HERE'S SOME PICTURES OF B&J'S ICE-CREAM TO ENTICE U PEOPLE.:)
Wah if got ACTUAL ice-cream inside, i tell u i jump inside. LOL
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Complain Complain Complain
Its quiet. Real Quiet. Today seems to be a not-so-interesting day for me. I had an extremely rude start to the morning. MANY THANKS TO MY DAD. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PISSING ME OFF ONCE I GET UP FROM BED. IT REALLY MADE ME FUCKING DAY BETTER.:)
Bloody hell, i went clubbing the night before, and i got home around 3 plus. Obviously i went to sleep, and OBVIOUSLY i need at least 8 hours of sleep. It was already 12 plus when i dragged my ass outta bed, i wasn't wearing my specs but i knew my dad was at my door. So he looked at me and say "Today, daddy and mommy not going to be at home, so u know ar, u are the big brother ar, better take care of them ar." I replied : "Yar i know." THEN HE STILL NOT SATISFIED! KNNCCBPCB! He continued : "Ur the big brother ar have some responsibililty *blah blah blah*". And i replied : "YAR I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW LAH, GO FOR UR WORK OR WADEVA LAH!" DAMN PISSED OFF LAH FUCK! ALREADY GOT UR FUCKING POINT, STOP PESTERING ABOUT IT TO ME! I JUST FUCKING WOKE UP, FUCK. I REALLY WANNA TELL HIM, JUST GO LAH, I LAZY ARGUE WITH U.
Thats pissing off number one.
We now move on to after i've taken a shower and all that stuff. So my sibs wanna go mac and eat, but i didn't wanna eat mac, so they just order wadeva they want lah. Then this time, my youngest sis starts pissing me off. CB ANOTHER FUCKED MOTHERFUCKER. My other sis gave her 3 nuggets, 3 FUCKING SMALL NUGGETS, CB I CAN EAT ALL THREE IN ONE GO AR FUCK. Then she complain, "HUH.. SO MUCH..." KNNBPCBCCB! I WANNA FUCKING SLAP HER FUCKING FACE LAH. Got food for u, u dun wan eat, wanna complain, then no food liao say hungry, hungry go eat sweet. Seriously, i really wanna fucking starve her one day, see whether she still complain anot. KNNCCBPCB!
Then afternoon, youngest sis again. FUCKED UP. SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP. Study oso so fucking difficult, cb people ask her to repeat the number 15, JUST SAY ONLY LEH! she oso cnt concentrate. CB. Cnt concentrate nvm, memorize memorize, can say 15 so loud already, then when count from 1 to 20, reach 15, she dunno. WTF LAH. WHOLE DAY STAY AT HOME WATCH TV, NO HOMEWORK, ONLY KNOW HOW TO WHINE WHINE WHINE. CB, I LOCK HER WITH COCKROACHES IN THE STOREROOM LET HER SCREAM UNTIL SHE NO BREATH AR. KNNBCCB.
As usual, daily routine, dinner, all like sian sian already, then always dunno where to eat. But today, different ar, cause my aunt came over to bring us to JP to eat dinner, at dunno wad soup restaurant lah, the chinese one. Second floor. Our first dish that came was soup, some melon soup, aiya i dun give a damn lah. Anyway, the soup supposedly wasn't hot enough lah, so my aunt went to complain. She asked the waitress, "WHY THE SOUP NOT HOT AR? With the upset face." Then i'm like. WTF?! EH SOUP NOT HOT NOT HOT LAH! JUST ASK THEM TO WARM IT UP CAN. STILL WAN ASK HERE ASK THERE, THEN U WASTE SO MUCH TIME COMPLAINING OBVIOUSLY MORE TIME WILL BE TAKEN WHEN THEY HEAT UP THE BLOODY SOUP RIGHT... UR HANDS CAN STOP MOVING, BUT UR STOMACH ALWAYS DIGESTING ONE WAD. KNNCCB!
Then brother worse. ANOTHER FUCKER. CB. WHINE WHINE WHINE. U WHINE THE FOOD WILL COME FASTER AR. SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN LAH, or GO TALK WITH AUNT OR WADEVA SHIT LAH. FUCKING PISSED OFF.
Now i like understand why sometimes i talk to my family members i get irritated for some reason, whine here whine there. CB, MY FATHER SAY ME SULK, CB HE THE REAL SULKER PLZ. I ALREADY OK ALREADY HE STILL HOLDING STUPID GRUDGES. BLOODY IDIOT.
AH CNT TAHAN LAH, SO MANY PEOPLE PISSING ME OFF NOW.
FUCK OFF SCUM OF THE PLANETS, BYE!
Bloody hell, i went clubbing the night before, and i got home around 3 plus. Obviously i went to sleep, and OBVIOUSLY i need at least 8 hours of sleep. It was already 12 plus when i dragged my ass outta bed, i wasn't wearing my specs but i knew my dad was at my door. So he looked at me and say "Today, daddy and mommy not going to be at home, so u know ar, u are the big brother ar, better take care of them ar." I replied : "Yar i know." THEN HE STILL NOT SATISFIED! KNNCCBPCB! He continued : "Ur the big brother ar have some responsibililty *blah blah blah*". And i replied : "YAR I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW LAH, GO FOR UR WORK OR WADEVA LAH!" DAMN PISSED OFF LAH FUCK! ALREADY GOT UR FUCKING POINT, STOP PESTERING ABOUT IT TO ME! I JUST FUCKING WOKE UP, FUCK. I REALLY WANNA TELL HIM, JUST GO LAH, I LAZY ARGUE WITH U.
Thats pissing off number one.
We now move on to after i've taken a shower and all that stuff. So my sibs wanna go mac and eat, but i didn't wanna eat mac, so they just order wadeva they want lah. Then this time, my youngest sis starts pissing me off. CB ANOTHER FUCKED MOTHERFUCKER. My other sis gave her 3 nuggets, 3 FUCKING SMALL NUGGETS, CB I CAN EAT ALL THREE IN ONE GO AR FUCK. Then she complain, "HUH.. SO MUCH..." KNNBPCBCCB! I WANNA FUCKING SLAP HER FUCKING FACE LAH. Got food for u, u dun wan eat, wanna complain, then no food liao say hungry, hungry go eat sweet. Seriously, i really wanna fucking starve her one day, see whether she still complain anot. KNNCCBPCB!
Then afternoon, youngest sis again. FUCKED UP. SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP. Study oso so fucking difficult, cb people ask her to repeat the number 15, JUST SAY ONLY LEH! she oso cnt concentrate. CB. Cnt concentrate nvm, memorize memorize, can say 15 so loud already, then when count from 1 to 20, reach 15, she dunno. WTF LAH. WHOLE DAY STAY AT HOME WATCH TV, NO HOMEWORK, ONLY KNOW HOW TO WHINE WHINE WHINE. CB, I LOCK HER WITH COCKROACHES IN THE STOREROOM LET HER SCREAM UNTIL SHE NO BREATH AR. KNNBCCB.
As usual, daily routine, dinner, all like sian sian already, then always dunno where to eat. But today, different ar, cause my aunt came over to bring us to JP to eat dinner, at dunno wad soup restaurant lah, the chinese one. Second floor. Our first dish that came was soup, some melon soup, aiya i dun give a damn lah. Anyway, the soup supposedly wasn't hot enough lah, so my aunt went to complain. She asked the waitress, "WHY THE SOUP NOT HOT AR? With the upset face." Then i'm like. WTF?! EH SOUP NOT HOT NOT HOT LAH! JUST ASK THEM TO WARM IT UP CAN. STILL WAN ASK HERE ASK THERE, THEN U WASTE SO MUCH TIME COMPLAINING OBVIOUSLY MORE TIME WILL BE TAKEN WHEN THEY HEAT UP THE BLOODY SOUP RIGHT... UR HANDS CAN STOP MOVING, BUT UR STOMACH ALWAYS DIGESTING ONE WAD. KNNCCB!
Then brother worse. ANOTHER FUCKER. CB. WHINE WHINE WHINE. U WHINE THE FOOD WILL COME FASTER AR. SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN LAH, or GO TALK WITH AUNT OR WADEVA SHIT LAH. FUCKING PISSED OFF.
Now i like understand why sometimes i talk to my family members i get irritated for some reason, whine here whine there. CB, MY FATHER SAY ME SULK, CB HE THE REAL SULKER PLZ. I ALREADY OK ALREADY HE STILL HOLDING STUPID GRUDGES. BLOODY IDIOT.
AH CNT TAHAN LAH, SO MANY PEOPLE PISSING ME OFF NOW.
FUCK OFF SCUM OF THE PLANETS, BYE!
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