Thursday, December 3, 2009

Definitely.

YOU know something is not right...
YOU can see that i ain't answering...

Yet.
YOU do not ask anything of it.

I bet YOU can hear that click.
I bet YOU can smell the stench.
I bet YOU can see my behaviour.
I bet YOU know why i took the keys.
I bet YOU know why i kept the keys.
I bet YOU know why i locked the door.
I bet YOU know why i left the house.
I bet YOU think that it is about the dog.

I.
Have.
Just.
Won.
ALL.
OF.
THE.
BETS.

Think.

My Window Grill's open.
My Door is locked.
My Room Keys are in the room.
My Window Grill Keys are in my room.
My Chair is facing the outside of the room.
My Entire Body Is facing the open.

Quick.
Think Fast.
What do you think i'm going to do?

Your Time is running out.
It's Out.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Little Chocolate... Mini Me.

TODAY.
I GOT BACK HOME.
I TOLD MY MOM ABOUT SCHOOL.

THEN...

I CHANGED THE TOPIC TO DOGGY!
I DEBATED WITH HER FOR 1 HOUR!

DAMN!
SHE JUST DIE DIE DON'T WANT ME TO GET A DOG!
EVEN WHEN I SAID IT'S LIKE SMALL!

DAMN!
SHE SAY SHE SCARED!
BUT I'M LIKE, MY FREN THE MOM OSO SCARED AT FIRST, NOW OSO NOTHING!

DAMN!
OMFG!
SHE GAVE ME A CHALLENGE!

SHE SAID.
THERE ARE 6 MEMBERS IN THIS HOUSE.
GET 4 PEOPLE TO GIVE YOU CONSENT.
THEN WE SEE HOW.

WAH LAO!
STILL SEE HOW AR!
$^!%@#$^%#!!

RAWR!
AND!
MY YOUNGER SIBILINGS ARE NOT COUNTED!
THE HONG KAI AND THE JING FANG!
WAH LAO!

MY MOM IS QUITE CERTAIN THAT MY OTHER SIS DON'T WANT.
AND MY MOM IS LIKE DAMN CONFIDENT MY DAD OSO DON'T WANT.

GUESS WHAT?
ME TOO!
T.T

HOW AR?! HELP ME PLZ! I WAN MY CHOCOLATE - POMERANIAN!

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Sentosa!

Woke up at like 9 plus in the morning? Yang Han gave me a morning call, to which i said... Eh meet at 1030 ar, then i go back sleep. LOL! Sleep until like 1015 then willing to get out of bed.

I was REALLY REALLY sleepy, cause i slept at 4 plus am. [YAR LAH YH I KNOW U SLEEP AT 5 LAH HOR. HOR HOR HOR FUN AR HOR! AHAHAHAH!!!] Went out with Brian and Yang Han to nua around my estate. Oh shit, i forgot what we did sia. Short-term Memory loss liao. DIE.

Aiya. Nvm. Who cares.

ANYWAY.... I just remembered that Angie called YH and asked the both of us to go sentosa today. Then i was like anything lor, since Sunday oso nothing much one. Except must go back home to have dinner.:)

So i met YH first under his block, then we proceeded to go VIVO and get some food and some MOUSSE [if i rmb correctly, this is how jing jing tell me how to spell one.].

We had our lunch and our [WHAT REAL MEN DO] break, while waiting for Angie. When she finally came, it was like... 12 plus? Not sure, didn't really care though. HAHHAAH! As long as we can go sentosa i happy liao!

WAH KA LI GONG!
I TELL U!
WO GEN NI SHOU!
AKU CAKAP!
YUAN DE BU YAO NA!

THE WEATHER WAS FRIGGING HOT! HOT HOT HOT! DAMN HOT AR! I wearing my muay thai singlet oso feel DAMN HOT! The weather was too hot man... Seriously.

The idea for THEM, was to Sun-Tan and play basketball. MY idea, was to just do something without burning myself to a crisp and getting served for people to eat. HAHAHA!

I kept complaining the whole way, saying WAH NO SUN! DON'T COME OUT! HOT AR HOT AR! HAHAH! Then Angie was like NO NO! Cause she was pretty hellbent on getting tanned today. In the end, she was un-satisfied with the results. LOL cause we all darker than her, which is like... We originally quite dark already, and she's quite fair, so comparing our hands is like DEFINITELY gonna demoralise her only! AHHAHHA! Oh well. Too bad only got us dark skinned people for her to compare.

K wait. I'm kinda sleepy now, i go wash my legs then i think i go sleep awhile. Hopefully dinner isn't ready so fast.

WAH LAO! I JUST FINISHED WASHING MY LEGS. AND GUESS WHAT?!

THE FOOD IS ON THE TABLE ALREADY! WAH LAO!!! I WAN SLEEP ABIT FIRST SIA!

*PAUSE*

BACK FROM DINNER!

Ok as i was saying... wait ar i read first. LOL!

Yar. Angie was unsatisfied at the end, but i'm PRETTY SURE, she was having some fun in the process.:) She and i did our MINI MISSION. [Take YH's HP and CAMWHORE!] HAHAHAHAA! Damn stupid!

YH was playing bb with some other guys, so... seeing him distracted... Angie suddenly said, EH! Faster take photo with his phone! We've messed with his hp before. HAHAH! The other time at the pub. We took a picture of ourselves and put as wallpaper. LOL!

We didn't put as wallpaper, partly because no time, and partly because, Angie tot that the photo was DAMN SCANDALOUS HAHAHAH! I agree too! Cause in the photo, the two of us like nvr wear clothes like that! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

We had to leave a little later because YH had work, so we took a picture before we left.:)

Here it is.:)



HAHAHA! My hair like at photoshoot like that! FLY ALL OVER THE PLACE! LOLOL!

After we took this photo, we left for VIVO to get back to our respective destinations. YH had to leave for work first, leaving Angie and I. Then i was like : "Eh i wan go see doggy!" So we left for PET SAFARI!

WAH I TELL U!!!!

FUCKING CUTE AR! MOST OF THE DOGS THERE LIKE... WAH LAO!!!! CUTE LIKE... CUTE ONLY! HAHAHAHA!!! I SAW A POMERANIAN!!!! 4 months only! DAMN CUTE LIKE WAD ONLY! SO PLAYFUL OSO!!! I WAN I WAN I WAN I WAN!!! I WANNA NAME IT CHOCOLATE!

So... I think i will TRY to ask my parents to share money with me to buy that pomeranian.:) HOPEFULLY I GET PERMISSION.:)

K i now really tired already. Wanna sleep. GOODNIGHT PEOPLE!

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Running To A New Place

Today, was.. quite dull. Woke up at 10 plus, lucky ariel [HE'S A GUY] call me. Then slowly prepare to go soccer. Totally took my time. LOL!

When i reached the place, there were no people in the court. And there were only the 6 of us, namely : Ma[R]tin, Ariel, Joey, Syahiran, Royston and I. Was actually quite lazy to play, AS USUAL...

We then proceeded to the court and play amongst ourselves. Syafiq came abit later and we were catching up with each other, when some guy talked to royston and syahiran outside. Then i was like, : "Is that bryan? OH THAT'S BRYAN! HEY BRYAN! OH WAIT. THAT'S NOT BRYAN. LOL!"

DAMN PAISEH! HHAHAHAHAHA! But i laughed it off.:)

After a while, Ma[R]tin and Hady [LONG TIME NVR SEE HIM SIA!] came too!

Anyway... That dude was some other guy, with a team. YAY FINALLY A CHALLENGER!

K wait. I very sian. Go facebook awhile. HAHAHAH!

K sian of facebook already. HAHHAHA!!

Now.. Where was i...

Ok. The paiseh shit. Then their team came in and play, 5v5 and all that blah. We played until a point where i was trying to get the ball from this particular guy. This guy... Didn't really cover the space correctly, so i just jutted in and "wrestled" for the ball. Guess what?

I gave him a "LITTE" nudge. TAKE NOTE : LITTLE. SERIOUSLY SMALL NUDGE!

And he slipped and he fell. -.-" Loser sia. Then i was like. Whoa... Stop the game and like say sorry and help him up. Then he point me middle finger then say CB! I was like... wth? HAHHAHA! i was like smiling and all, since i hear the words CB in school almost every other minute. Apparently he knocked his thigh, which is like... Zzzz Like that only... Then pissed off until like that.

I'm PRETTY sure he is going to KPKB about this like now. HAHHA!! Telling all his friends on how "rough" i was supposedly to him. Which is like.. [I just HAVE to say this, learn from my facilitator.]

Wait. I smell something. DAMN STRONG. Do you smell it? You can't? IT SMELLS LIKE... BULLSHIT!

He hsan't even tasted rough yet. If i really challenge him, he DIE ar. Leg break until gao gao ar. Can break into 3-4 pieces. LOL JUST KIDDING. Now that i think of it, it has been a long long time since i played rough. Only when i sec 4 that time then like rough rough, because the other team was like really KNNCCBPBK [KaninaCaoCheeBaiPuBorKia.:)]

Anyway... We finished the game and we won. [OBVIOUSLY. :p]

Hady [i didn't know that he did], syahiran and i then take a smoke break, and after a while, joey and syahiran left to meet kiong. So we were left with, Ma[r]tin, Royston, Hady, Syafiq and I. Ariel left too. So we were talking crap. Crap until we shiok, then go IMM eat.

THEN... We finish eating at IMM, then continue talking crap again. DAMN STUPID! HAHAHAHAH! Oh yar Matin [HIS PROPER spelling] then passed me a vid of clement and i doing Wii Boxing. DAMN FUNNY MAN! I shall upload now!



HAHAHA! FUCKING STUPID! Especially the last part, where clement act one nice guy, then i fall for the trick! HAHAHAH! I like some siao kia punch here punch there, punch until all my muscle come out. :p Tiring sia! HAHHAAH! Oh well hope u enjoyed the video!

I think.... Later i will go down to buy so moose [if it's spelt this way] for my hair. Then can go down walk walk.:)

K i going to nua around the hse already!

JUST FOR CAREY CHUA!

CHUA JING JING!

It truly has been a long time since we chatted!
And as you have already stated, 8 hours!
Our personal BEST record! HAHAH! Doubt we'll ever beat it again!

Now.. IF I OWE U A KINDER BUENO then...
I should get my LUNCH TREAT.:) HAHA!

I do miss the times where we caught up on the phone!
I do miss being extremly crazy and random with you over the phone!
I do miss having conferences and poking fun at other people! [E.G YAN JUN]
I DEFINITELY miss the KL trip, where we had LOADS of fun!
I do miss going back!

I miss you too!

WE MUST MEET UP SOON! WITH THE REST! [HINT FOR YOU TO ORGANIZE.:)]

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Waiting.

I. HAVE. ALOT. ALOT AND ALOT OF THINGS TO TYPE DOWN RIGHT NOW!

LIKE RIGHT NOW!

First of all....


THANKS TO ANGIE JIE JIE AND JING SQUARE! Thks for helping out. Even though i was still kinda bummed after chatting. I'm much much better now. [Jing Sqaure. I wanted to call u leh, budden i found out, i lost ur number. LOL! Only got ur home phone number. and i paiseh call. :p]

Anyway.. I met YH after chatting with Angie on the hp for like 1 hr? I've talked more. MUCH MUCH more in fact. Just ask Jing Square. I don't think we can EVER break our record again. HAAHHAAH! Ok, so i was still bummed out as i've already stated just now, and i had a long long talk with YH. And after that extremely long talk, i felt alot better.

Then came the next day, which is TODAY! I was like... Getting more and more elated. Seriously. Happy like shit only. LOL! And i MEAN it. HAHAHA! Today, PLENTY of things to make me happy like shit.

So let me share with you my activities for the day.

ONE.

Go to BBDC and top-up money for my tp.
But i forgot to renew my PDL. Which is like Zzzzz. Frigging Lame.

I had lunch with YH before going to BBDC, and Ronald came just when we were finishing our meal at S11 [Bukit Batok.] Damn funny they all. Turns out, when i'm lazy, everyone else seems to be full of energy. But when I'M energtic, everyone like pieces of lazy shit. HAHHAH!

I forced them to walk all the way to BBDC [NOT THAT FAR WAD...] and they were complaining about how hot it was. HAHAHAH!!!! Ok lah.. Not THAT hot, partly because i wearing my muay thai singlet. HAHHAHHA!!!

But YH made us sit the bus over to BBDC when we reached gombak MRT station. HAHAH! Glad we took it actually, it was starting to get quite hot.

TWO.

CUT MY HAIR YO! HAHAHA! Ms ANGIE jie jie, was suppose to come down and watch our hair get cut and drop to the floor. HAHAH! But she couldn't make it last minute. Oh well, her loss. HAHAHAH! Nvr see Ronald and I's EXTREME makeover. LOL!

The hair cut... Not bad.. HAHAHA! NOW. I CAN FINALLY SAY.

I.
DO.
NOT.
LOOK.
LIKE.
AN.
AH.
BENG.


YAY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

Now let me take a PEEK-A-TURE to show u.:)



I like that "twinkle" my ear stud gave off.:) HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



Too bad can't really see the colour. HAHA Cause YH say i look old with my new colour. LIKE BULLSHIT. IT'S LIKE COOL UNTIL LIKE... SPEECHLESS LIAO! HAHHAHA
Shit man. My BHB level suddenly go high like crazy. :p

OH YAR! I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THIS! Picture taken when they were in the middle of HIGHLIGHTING my hair. DAMN FUNNY! I LOOK LIKE SOME MONSTER FROM A HORROR MOVIE!



DAMN STUPID PLZ!

THREE.

Erm. Wait. Lemme think...

OH... This one's gonna be a short one. MARLBORO ICE BLAST BABY! They made me day a LITTLE better ytd. Cause i was the first person to get my hands on the stock.:)

Tribute to a stick of death. To which i can choose to end, IF I WANT TO.:)



FOURTH.

DOGGY DOGGY!!! I WANT TO HAVE A DOGGY OF MY OWN! AND ANGIE MAY PROVIDE THAT CHANCE FOR ME! But seems that, that chance MAY BE slim. Cause her didi wanna keep the dog for himself. BUT NO! I WANT IT! I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT!!! ANGIE! I WANTTTTTT!!!! I'm so gonna give u a wake-up call tml and pester u about the doggy! I WANNA NAME IT CHOCOLATE!

FIFTH.

THIS.
ONE.
MADE.
MY.
DAY.
LIKE.
WHOOOOOOO.

HAHAHHA! SNSD! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKING HOT I TELL U! Man... I think i dying already. FC until brain wanna explode liao. HAHAHAH!!


WHOO. HOT STUFF.



WHOO. TIFFANY! JESSICA! TAEYEON! SOOOOOO HOT... WAHHHH!!!!!!



K i think i post one more thing then i go sleep liao.

THIS. FINAL. ONE. DAMN FUNNY SHIT.

One of my modules in school, this was done during our break. HAHAH! Zombie Game, in 2 days 1 night. EPIC FAILURE. BUT FUNNY TO WATCH! My FACI and Ronald playing. Damn stupid. EVERYONE CHEAT LIKE WAD ONLY! HAHHAAH!

Rules : Zombie suppose to be blindfolded. Bite humans when they catch them, until they shout : "I SURRENDER!" [But we changed it to tickling, cause ronald scared. HAHAHA!]

Rules : Human suppose to just survive as long as possible. Human who survives longest wins.:)

SIXTH.

TADA! OUR FAILURE ATTEMPT! HAHAHAH!



HAHAH!!! THAT BODOH RONALD RUN SO MUCH! HAHAHAAH!!!

And thats all for now folks.:) GOODNIGHT! SWEET DREAMS!